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what makes you a shitty friend
blowmyfish:
if you ditch your friends on new years eve (oh hey hi hello)
if you hit on the guy they like
if you RUIN THEIR PLANS for your own selfish ways
actually if you’re a 100% all pure natural cunt bitch i seem upset
Please read and reblog? important!
jiehsikahhh:
Hello :) i am very sorry for bothering you, but please could you take a minute to read this? My name is Jessica Tansley, and I am 15 years old. On 26th august, my mum was killed in a very horrific car accident, in which the driver was driving on the wrong side of the road, and three times over the drink-drive limit, and was driving over 100mph in a 30mph zone.he also killed my mums...
lycosgames:
Game of the Day: Going The Distance
A daring story about a single man on his boat and his fight to survive. A tornado has come onto his island and has begun to destroy everything in its path. The only logical and brave thing to do is to run like the wind, going the distance!
Instructions: Use the left mouse button to move forward and back (press or release). Use the spacebar to...
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If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
Q: What does a bum call a dumpster. A: Bed and Breakfast.
Don't spit. Swallow!
siddman:
Disclamier: Dr. Sidd personally doesn’t care if u spit or swallow or suck or fuck.
Swallowing a cum is like being a baby cow. By sucking on an udder, white stuff comes out. So, the logical thing to do is to swallow the yummy white stuff! – Samantha, California
What’s the big deal? I love the way my husband’s cum tastes; it’s always hot and there’s lots of it and it goes down fast....