January 2011
23 posts
“Booze. Don’t skimp. Alcohol has so many cold-weather benefits, and if you do...”
– How to Survive the Impending Snowpocalypse (via jilllian)
That awkward moment when you still cannot...
how kids dance today...
How I danced when I was their age:
How I dance now:
So I was giving my dad a hard time.
completelybackasswards:
“Come on dad. I wanna play the Sims. It’s 9 o’clock. Shouldn’t an old man like yourself be in bed by now? You’re almost 60!”
his response:
me:
“I’m only doing what YOU taught me.”
him:
me: “Be a smart-ass at all times.”
him:
